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IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!

It's got electrolytes.

-- AVERAGE IQ (EST.)

Calculated from the average Idiocracy Level of all stories. Science!

Your stuff all broken? Just push the button with the picture on it.

GO AWAY 'BATIN'